Tuesday, November 5, 2013

The Starvation Method

"If you gotta change your cat's diet," the clerk at the pet shop says, "and she's all finicky? Just change it."

"A dog'll be all, 'Oh, they changed my food," and just eat it. But a cat won't eat for a few days until he realizes you're serious, and then he'll be like, 'Oh damn, I guess they mean it.'"

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