Thursday, May 16, 2013

Ooooh, Burn.

The vast array of gum and candy in front of the registers is daunting, and it takes me a few seconds to find the exact brand I'm looking for. I toss the box of Dentyne down in front of the register at the exact moment a white haired man walks up attempting to buy a bagel, but, since I'd already spoken to the cashier, she takes my money. The man looks at me like I'm the bad guy, but seriously, I was there first, and the cashier moves on quickly after I've paid and asks the man if he needs anything else.

He shoots me a dirty look, "Well, now that I think of it, I could use some gum."

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